@englishman: PS/2 FTW!

@bldwn: Tea. Yorkshire. Hot. One sugar. Milk.

I bet most of you are getting 8-Bit wood!

@MavisGadhero: Only works on AMD processors.

@Maave: I bet you one penny that you can't make TF2 run on it.

@Prairie Moon: Gotta admit, that unlimited space is nice though.

@General Gumball: Yeah, well Gyroscopic Exercise Tools are antiques! My Walkman can run Crysis.

@Microxified: Bah! Toasters are so yesterday. My George Foreman grill can run Crysis on super-mega-ultra-uberleet-high settings at 1000fps.

I thought they meant it would have a second analog stick. I am disappoint.

"1 month free trail at Netflix"

@joshfee: Godaddy's Daddy's Momma's Daddy.

@snownpaint1: YES MR. JOBS. SHOULD I BUY TWO?

Free game? Me likey. Downloading now.

@freedomweasel: Better link: [www.erightsoft.org] You have to jump through hoops to find the download, but it seems fine on my iPod

@freedomweasel: SUPER (the converter program) seems to work for me.

@RawSteelUT: WHY DO I HAVE TO LIVE IN ENGLAND? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...?!

@Chumley_Marchbanks: WHY DID I SELL MY DREAMCAST? WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...?!

@Godson: Exactly! I do it. Makes it awesomer.

@FriedPeeps: That's why I convert all my iTunes music to a DRM-free format!

@sid9221: Well, the PC obviously, because of it's integrated pick-up line generator. You can pick up supermodels and actresses with ease!