I [BUFFERING] think [BUFFERING] that 1080p [BUFFERING] might not [BUFFERING] be [BUFFERING] the best choice [BUFFERING] for the [BUFFERING] internet. #youtube

@njdevil: Looks like *puts on contacts* a real murder...

Seriously Steve Hair, if you don't know what any of that is, you shouldn't be on this site.

*Face... PAWLM!* #bandhero

@noroom: I thought that too. #taskbar

YES! DirectX! My PC refused to open XBMC because of some kinda OpenGL error. #xbmc

@zeusalmighty: Who needs fancy HDMI? Every telly in my house is a CRT! #feature

Or, you could use a £50 original XBOX. #feature

@chronubis: Yeah, that. #worldofwarcraft

Grammar nazi time! Wolrd Of Warcraft? Hmm? #worldofwarcraft

What an ass. I don't care if he's schizo or not, a game doesn't make you kill a granny. #jamescallaghan

@ak-blanc: The cake is a win. #weddings

I NEED THAT CAKE! #weddings

@panikt: For $50? I think you'd only get a red ringed one... #grandtheftautoivepisodesfromli...

@(Starman) AnalysisDialysis: Hey, (Starman)! Your star is gone! #windows7

Well... An open thread, eh?

@StoneLazerkill: Limeys? I do say, I'm in the right mind for a pillow fight, what what? I'm just going to make a cup of tea!

@NeöStarr: Oh... OK. #talkamongstyourselves

@fauxbravo: It's not a pound sign my friend, its a number sign.

@Ackers rhymes with Crackers: I haven't seen those ads in ages... DAMN YOU WAL*MART! We want cool ASDA ads again!