I hate it when students raise their hands and then say "I have a question." Of course you have a question, that's why you raised your hand!

Agrabah City, Agrabah?
Agrabahbad, Agrabah?

eBay, man.

Boy, I tell you what, man, that dang ol', yep.

The Episode One poster was the first movie poster to adorn my wall. Pretty sure I got it before I saw the movie.

Close. It was Frank Stallone.

Aw, now I want to be Australian even more. :(

The original 5 series are, but the new one is apparently being made exclusively for whatever paid digital vehicle CBS is cooking up. Given the rest of CBS's programming, they're basically charging $10 a month (or whatever) to watch a new Trek. Not the best way to get a wide audience.

I dropped Legends of Tomorrow because it squandered characters I enjoyed on their previous shows. I'll give this a chance to hook me with something.

I can't be the only one who clicked the headline thinking that meaning of Sims.

I don't even *like* Skittles.

We went to a bar in St. Martin once and the house band was a singer and a guy with a keyboard. They asked for requests, sang a lazy "Red red wine," then announced that the only request they'd gotten was "Red red wine." So they sang it again.

Oh, *now* I get it!

“I never gave up, and I’m still a huge failure.”
- The AV Club

Damnit, North Carolina, just give it here! You gotta push, *then* twist!

Snuffy Smith is a Libertarian, he'll never get elected.

The word "balustrade" gets thrown around a lot these days, but man, these ornamental parapets are solid!

"This is where the race-bending of Elektra becomes a big problem, and after non-stop Asian stereotypes, it’s exhausting to find out that Elektra is another one."

"Texas style slow cooked pulled beef chili Joes" is an interolerably long name for any dish, let alone whatever that is supposed to be.

Pretty sure Matt says they're in the Hamptons.