I've tried it to, but I end up just moving the pile on the bed onto the floor when I'm ready to sleep.

what do you get out of baiting people like this? you're not even good at it - you'd win "participation" in the Troll Olympics. You haven't made me angry, you've made me pity you. And i don't need to invent stuff to make fun of you for, you've demonstrated in this very thread how much of a sad sack of shit you are.…

"I've recently entered no junk food mode since I'm cosplaying as a topless character in a few weeks."

What I do is get a shallow glass of milk, dip my oreo (fingers and all) and squeeze gently. Once it feel it fall apart, I quickly pull it out and om nom nom nom.

I was always accused of "acting white" in HS and it sucks. For the life of me, I still don't understand how some think white = smart because there are some dumb ass white folk out there....no offense.

That's fucking amazing! Too bad I hate attention.

Hahahaha, you fucking pin dick, you are SLAVERING for a woman to hit you but lack the basic courage to look up a domme to pin you down and lash the fuck out of you, so instead you have to come to the internet and beg people to step on your dippy face.

You will never have the emotional impact on another person…

This is a difficult choice. On one hand, this gives me exactly what I want. On the other, I hate Comcast with the burning passion of 1,000 white hot suns.

cry some more nerd

I'm white. Given my obviously privileged position amongst other white people I am unfortunately way too often made privy to racist statements made by others clearly expecting me to be racist with them just because I'm white.

Hear that? That's the thunder of scared white people stampeding over themselves to trash "political correctness" because they feel threatened by the fact that they're losing more and more avenues by which to marginalize minorities.

I know. I feel like his mom or sister sat him down and didn't stop talking until he GOT IT.

These numbers are way under. I much prefer this infographic.

Hulk Hogan, in my opinion, had some pretty interesting commentary when he addressed allegations by his ex-wife that he was gay. Tough waters to navigate when answering a question like that, but I think he addressed it okay.

Wifi enabled stove is a great idea. Remote control would be the biggest thing...fire it up on your way home so it's preheated and ready for whatever you're gonna throw in it as soon as you arrive, and shut it off from anywhere, even outside your house, in case you forgot to turn it off.

I think it depends on whether the word ends with an "-a" or an "-er." For example:

Meh, I'm Jewish.

Perhaps I can shed some light into the actual chemistry taking place when you salt and starch a steak (or anything). Cornstarch does indeed absorb moisture, it's incredibly hygroscopic, and will do just that when applied to the surface of a steak. The salt itself is more of a misnomer as all salts (kosher, sea,…