No, you're one who doesn't make the most of opportunity. A lot of people are poor now because of their flawed morality. If you're okay with being one of them, keep doing what you're doing. Anyone who lost their job over this will certainly find a soft place to land as they do not let peons create marketing…

Yeah. This is one you chuckle to yourself and then post next week. Because then, you would've killed.

Please tell us about your perfect husband.

Toy Story 3? You mean that toy holocaust movie that tore my heart out? Yeah, it was pretty good.

Oh, Tyra. I'm sure many men would be willing to serve your eggs up to order.

Thank you. When I'm convinced that no one but the gays understand what we gays are going through, I read this and I'm thankfully wrong.

Nike makes dress shoes: Cole Haan.

*slams mike down*

donkeymcmoneyboner? Where HE at???

Voting for Alan Keyes is no defense to racism. Keyes hates black people, too.

Thanks to Oprah, I read A New Earth and got to meet Whitney Houston and, thanks to a random temp job, got to pay my rent at a time when I couldn't. Was Oprah directly connected to any of these events? No, but when people talk shit about her, I ask myself what the person talking shit has done for me and how it…

This. YES.

@Gay Bash: Oh, I know. I didn't think to make two replies.

@Gay Bash: Because we differ in perspective doesn't mean either of us is wrong. We just disagree.

@Gay Bash: Maybe you're right. I personally don't think so, but maybe you are.

@pmoss: Careful. The distance between "imperial" black woman and uppity negro is a short one.

I've been placed in the back of a squad car just walking down the street because a neighborhood store had been robbed, taken back to the scene for an ID and then offered a ride home when cleared (which I declined) and I wouldn't characterize all cops here as assholes.

@FREEMAN_TSINQ: All else equal, I agree with you. When confusion, authority, and adrenaline factor in, I can see how difficult this is on both sides.

We have Diana Ross to thank for this.

@AndPreciousLittleofThat: I'm a pastry chef that owns a baking service.