i'm a big fan of jokes hidden on fake magazine covers… "Jennifer Lawrence's best self-effacing moments + Tom Hanks philanthropy" is just ok, but i get the sense we're missing the punchline on the bottom right — "Johnny Truckdaughter, His Next Move" followed by Claire (???)ry, Her (Next Move?)"

my goodness, paul brittain was a delight — also, Richard Bunn. Dick Bunn. Dick-bun.

Actually, it's Why is making exactly fun of How?

"maybe next time you're thinking about getting some revenge… get some lasagna instead"

the Blackfish! where is our grizzled hero? maybe he's too busy trying to rescue Edmure, though. but come on, that guy has got to be planning some sweet revenging…

man. one shitty ironic comment and the internet never forgets. a year later and a snarky reply… BUT you overlooked the most obvious explanation of all: i am a smartass. occam called it.
great song. great ep.

you were right is indeed a great song. times were simpler then. irony was simpler.

sexy duck cop, shitting all over the place

i never wanted this post to end

yep, Baratheon bastards are called "Storm"

Agreed. Sansa isn't going to Winterfell. Littlefinger is more clever than that — my guess is Casterly Rock.
The heir to that seat, Ser Lucion Lannister (marital status unkown), may be interested in bringing together Stark and Lannister through marriage.
Although it remains to be seen if Littlefinger continues to pass…

you mean breakfast club *sandwich*

yeah, there must be multiple Sal's — he also fills the claw machine on the moon (The Series Has Landed)

from a purely mathematical point of view:
5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1

and now, for your own personal enjoyment, the lyrics to Diz's (Bo Burnham's) anti-royalty hit song:

brilliant fucking ep (brifep?) — i demand that future episodes incorporate musical videos featuring 80s pop sensations (scritti politti, pet shop boys, OTHERS????)

the first time jon daly put the macaroni to his ear and said "what?", i chuckled.
the second time jon daly put the macaroni to his ear and said "what?", i cried.

it's called a track ball and it's the best

"… not good. he's in the hospital. he can't feel his legs"
"oh my gosh what happened?
"he had his arms amputated"

so you aren't able to enjoy a beautifully shot and finely crafted television show piece by piece without being assured that you'll be satisfied at the end of it? that seems… odd. is this how people watch tv now? sounds very stressful.