You actually completely misquoted your own quote. Yes, being in the top 30% is “one of the better” as quoted, as opposed to your “one of the best” statement that came “out of left field.”

but there’s a couple of real solid cheap shots in there.

It’s one of those days where I don’t know if I want to buy this and get in shape and turn my life around or print one of those Olive Garden coupons you posted...

It’s one of those days where I don’t know if I want to buy this and get in shape and turn my life around or print…

this....this is a better synopsis of why we suck than anything you could have written drew. nothing against you, but this lady takes the cake.

Pudding cups aren't cheap. A man needs to eat.

I feel like I’m the best commenter on Kinja.

Your generosity is jaw-dropping.

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

Attempting that routine would kill Dwyane Wade.

To be fair, that would be pretty entertaining.

“Petr Cech would’ve had that.” - Arsenal fans, 1 week ago

Ward left his car with a race in progress and the toxicology report indicated he was “under the influence of marijuana at a high enough level to impair judgment.” A grand jury declined to indict Stewart on criminal charges related to the incident. I don’t see a whole lot of merit to this case.

I don't wish any more grief for this family, but I hope they lose this case handily.

To me, he’s not even borderline. As clear a case for the Hall as any active player in the discussion.

I’d say there is a pretty strong case for it, but I’ll never understand the mind of a Hall of Fame voter.

Glad to see Lennay Kekua has found a new beau.

For the completists: John Reilly completed his third cycle in 1890, Bob Meusel hit his third in 1928, and Babe Herman got his in 1933.

“There’s three holes?”

The Phillies were 49-56 when they traded Abreu. They were 36-21 after the trade. They made the playoffs for the first time in 14 years the following season. And then won the World Series two years later.