Future Deadspin writer

Is it August yet? I can’t wait!

Most pro leagues in most sports around the globe use pre-season matches to help their team get fit and to test out new recruits. Par for the course. It’s smart management. Not only that, you help the team’s brand awareness globally. That’s more money coming into your club.

That’s actually the correct (French) way to pronounce it. Ed-en Ah-zarr

Fixed for friendlies.

They really need someone good with their hands like Thierry Henry.

I am sure it is heartbreaking. To be in 3 SB’s with arguably the 2 greatest QB’s in history and not walk away with a championship...especially when you let 1 slip through your fingers, literally. Especially when you watch Tom Brady win with your understudy, Julian Edelman. That being said, he outplayed expectations…

Don’t we all kind of want Wes Welker to stop for his own health? Wes, it’s cool; we like you and you can just do Molly and go to horse races for the rest of your life.

IMO, the change from maintain control of the ball “throughout the process of contacting the ground” to “until after his initial contact with the ground” is the key.

Actual conversations I’ve had:

The CONCACAF logo really just should be the poop emoji.

I know it’s the internet, so being an asshole is the norm, but UAB is one of the top 150 undergraduate schools in the country according to US News. On top of that instate tuition is less than 10k per year and out of state tuition is less than 25k. Not everyone is going to be a professional golfer and I’m sure this kid…

“If you still haven’t upgraded your home network to 802.11ac”

“If you still haven’t upgraded your home network to 802.11ac”

You need to emphasize not only that he hit for the cycle, but he did it at freaking Fenway of all places.

If you’re going to go for the joke that is such low-hanging fruit it is scraping against the grass, at least put a few seconds into making it funny. I feel like banning everybody.

And Wesley’s money is all guaranteed.

Yeah, causing brain damage through assault should just be a slap on the wrist. Everyone knows that alcohol is to blame and makes everyone that drinks it irrationally belligerent.