Carly Fiorina wants Ruben de Jong to know he's a fucking pussy. Do be fair, Carly does wear larger shoulder pads

"I could probably identify what side Jerry Rice was to and what side John Taylor was to and where Brent Jones was lining up. … You still can't identify plays and you're 65."

Alaska only gets that dark 6 months out of the year, though.

I hope their name is indicative of the content of their live shows.

Great Defecations

@Walk Off HPB We'll all be resorting to confusing, sometimes insulting shorthand within days. I christen you @WOP

Edit: Redacted. It was a long weekend and non-standard punctuation confuses me at this point.

My friends are much, much more knowledgable about sports than I am, and they were always referencing articles on this site. I started reading the articles and loved the perspective of the coverage and adored all the comments, so I decided to read it daily. I started commenting shortly afterwards, and apparently was…

Unfrozen Caveman Striker

Comments seem to no longer reference to whom you are replying. The system giveth, and the system taketh away

I think it's very unfortunate, because one of the reasons I keep coming back to this site is because of the discussions. If the commenting system stays broken, I'll probably still read the site, but I won't be as active and MUCH less likely to share the stories with friends.

Roughly. Abigail Breslin is also 1:1 with Dakota Fanning, so she would also be an acceptable remainder.

Weight Loss DUAN:

Don't be ridiculous, they would just send a group of rednecks down there to rendition him back to the US and strap him into a car and force him to race. He needs to go somewhere far, far away from the greasy clutches of NASCAR. Like Africa.

I'm sure he's a nice guy and everything, but if he is predestined to save NASCAR, I hope he quits as soon as possible and devotes the rest of his life to missionary work in the farthest reaches of the planet.

Here's to hoping deadspin.co.uk has an expanded Page 3 section.

According to his Facebook page they are, because he always mentions her. I don't know anything about her, however. Educate me.

Doug Stanhope between .05 and .20 BAC is still the funniest comic in the business.

Annie is definitely gorgeous. However, the best "character" is actually the Abed-Troy dynamic.

Annie has an untapped, limitless reservoir of unresolved neuroses and mental issues. I'm fairly confident she's more than capable of rocking one's proverbial world