@Tulos_Mullet: One of the best movies made in the past 10 years.

@AzureTexan: I call it my "faggot gun"

@Steve U: It doesn't hold a candle to Travolta's 19+ year Love Song for Bobbing on Dong

@Fendi Hotdogbun: I like Kristen Schaal, but Dr. Katz was before my time. The previews I've seen for it are just uncomfortably unfunny.

DUAN Question:

@Body By Bacardi: You just made my year. I mean the entire thing including all remaining days, not just the past 4.

I hope Carroll has gone the extra mile and coached his Whitehurst on acceptable and prohibited phrases after overtime coin flips.

@Hatey McLife: +1 Medieval Jurisprudence

@CharmeleonWithAttitude: I honestly haven't been following EPL as much as I used to. Why has Man City relegated SWP to never playing many minutes? I know he's getting up there in age, but from what I remember he was still one of the fastest players in the league

@SavetoFavorites: I can only church up the move so much. He'll have to import that

@comment_ninja: Not if Ian McKellen has anything to say about it.

@All Over But The Sharting: I weep for the children in our society who won't be able to bask in the glory of that movie.

I hope they also splurged on some of his midfielders and fellow strikers because a lot of those goals were only possible because of some fucking ridiculous crosses and through passes.

@All Over But The Sharting: Sorry, I may have misrepresented. All I have is Fop.

@Always Winning: Dear Ricky Williams,

@All Over But The Sharting: To be fair, he'd trade all of those idiots for a couple tins of Dapper Dan.

@Always Winning: Dear Ricky Williams,

@RonZookonRedBull: I'm wondering if the attorneys are more clever than they seem, and by putting in things like quotes from Casablanca they expect it to be much more easily disseminated by the media. They may be playing like idiots, but if this gets the suit and the particulars more traction it might serve their…

@ursa: My guess is that the two masseuses settled with the first ambulance chasing law firm that promised them the lowest rate on their services. Their information would have been easy enough to find for any litigator with questionable standing in the legal community. The case might be public enough that they think…

@ursa: For all the claims of waxing eloquently this year, the spa was severely short on reported billable hours