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So much for the sanctity of marriage. She’s going for her fourth and hasn’t yet gotten it right I guess. Sanctimonious prick! Can women be pricks?

“ Does he never just look like a pleasant person? Does he have resting bitch face?”

You win.

Makes you want to rub his belly, doesn’t it?

I don’t call out to snakes- pythons, constrictors, though. I don’t think they would give a shit.

I could listen to stupid cuteanimal talk all day, but not asshole comments about individuals’ looks.

Oh, I missed the part about the dog in the office. They were talking humantodog talk, and I had no idea that they were actually talking to a dog.

“is misogynistic in and of itself, is it?”

I REALLY relate to the one who cried that he didn’t want to go to D Land. I want to hang out with him. Also the the other two. Cute and smart as Hell.

“Although I was upset at my husband for caring about others when his main concern should be for his child, I looked for elsewhere to nurse. I decided that the restroom would be the only place away from prying and possible curious eyes”

If Trump is a gift from Jesus, I’m Einstein reincarnated.

May I come over? Ass-holery isn’t part of MY personality. Usually.

Does this scammer have time for a job? Would the dipshit put up with this type of behavior, if his job involved serving the public? I despise people who are always trying to get something for nothing.

Because she’s training her children for future vocations.

“she has to raise her children still.” because she’s such a stellar supporter of family values.

Do you think they planned this, and set you up?

I think it is.

I was about to consult the Urban Dictionary.

Thanks for asking for me.

Let’s form an online committee.