“All my respect to kinksters, but spending as little time as possible swimming in other people’s urine and feces is a goal for me.”

Thank God, there are 2 of us at least.

Somehow I missed that. Sorry. Cunt totally deserved it.

Yeah, you’re right.

Whatever it is, is not nearly enough.

Great reply , until the diner called his dining partner a c—t.

You nailed it!

I don’t pee in the damn pool, because I don’t like floating in my own wastes, let alone the wastes of the great unwashed. Why would anyone want to piss his/her swimsuit, just because he can’t waddle to the restroom?

I was thinking the same thing- a prophetic name, too.

So he’ll have someone to take care of him- feed him, wipe his ass, bear his spawn. What a pig.

That does NOT look like fond resignation. I wonder if her mom wanted to kill the Bastard.

OK, guys- We don’t need to have a conference call to discuss good/bad dad. He’d been driving and was tired. Give him a break.

.....and he was probably molested himself. Who knows how far back it goes, just in that family.

Stassa Edwards You’re talking about MPR!! Of course!

You BOTh beat me to it!

Why is it that every fundamentalist mother, over the age of twenty, has that horrendous hairdo. All bulgy over the brow. Maybe that’s where Jesus hides.

and I knew that’s not what you were saying. It just came out wrong.

Same thing!?

These all sound like First World complaints. We’re not all lucky enough to have cable. For shame.

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