Lactose intolerance.

I guess there could be worse places. Like Olive Garden or drive through liquor stores.

Polyester can smell so nasty, even worse than a teen ager, or a wet dog.

Spoken like a true teacher!

Is New Haven's extra thin, crispy, crust?

The pictures are scary as Hell.

That is the stuff of nightmares.

Same here!

or chopsticks.

Depends upon the region where they're grown. Much like spaghetti trees, and the famous harvests.

While we're on the subject, what is with monogrammed shit? Why?

Yeah. Just ask Phil Dunphey.

Well, the sun has been here more than 6,000

Only if you're part of a couple, and plan to have a passel of kids, with a man's sperm of course.

No, it isn't.

You will probably have it dug out of some part of you in the future, with hair, more teeth and an eye. Someone will tell you it's your unborn twin.

But look how well you turned out! You are very brave.

"What are the textures like?"

Is fish semen good for the complexion?

Now I have to try it! What a great description!