Do they startle her?

Perfect!

Ok, then! I meant 3 bags , 80 lbs each. I would stagger with 80 pounds of rocks!

a polyester jumpsuit AND a wheel of cheese underneath it - what an image. What color was the jumpsuit so I can enjoy it more?

You couldn't LIFT a grocery sack of 250 river rocks. It would weigh about 80 pounds and break.

My God, you deserve to be treated like a queen for the rest of your life!

"my kid was telling other kids that babies come out of vaginas. " Maybe she would prefer the term "monkeys", as some do,

and you'd go 2 months without a bowel movement.

Because it's coated with batter like fried chicken.

"thundercunt" What a great word!

Thank you for that, beck poppins!

His colon will be storing that for a long time.

How could I have ever forgotten that story?

I've found that at most places of employment, no matter how classy, the subject comes up. Usually at lunch time. It's a real bonding experience.

I actually think it's kind of rude and short-sighted for people to NOT have an available plunger in the bathroom, even if they have to hide it under a "cozy" Don't THEY ever have mammoth shit- a -thons among family members?

It's not fair to tease. Sipowitz.

That caused a full-body cringe!

Maybe you can use it double-duty as a funnel?

It probably doesn't have a handle.

"Ladies, take out your Diva cup at least once a day, and boil it monthly like the instructions say. Don't treat your vagina like the alley behind a fast food restaurant.