"monkey with no hands". and no flashlight

Never! You took the words right out of my mouth.

"fuck you and your stupid brown eyeliner pencil"!! AND put on a sexy white camisole that Molly happened to have in her purse (along with her sushi lunch).

All they need to do is trim/slightly style their hair, and put on a lacy camisole, and they are suddenly run-way ready

I'm not a dude, but I agree with you. I'm also not a fashionista.

I've been puzzling over this too. Anything that gets this much hype doesn't usually deserve it.

It just keeps getting better!

Or a felony.

Time to change your username ....... and identity.

It's just as well, if that's what he said.

That's what causes Morning-After Asshole. If you eat the peppers as well as chop them.

DeposedDespot is a great user name, even if he's dethroned.

Does your dog watch too, with aghast, sidelong glances and anxious whining? That spoils a good time. At least dogs don't judge, like cats do.

This is funny, yet doesn't cause dry-heaving!

You are a true gem and a woman of integrity. NEVER told her!

You must have transported her. But why or how did she not realize she was cumming from an unusual orifice? Did she become more "aware"?

A person who sells bras should know that's absolutely wrong.

...but all of us Color- Me -Beautiful 'summers' need our teal.

What are sister sizes? Are they used in polygamous households?

"dildular thingy" I like that- didular