That's a damn good idea. It's easier than scrubbing the whole melon while other people make fun of me. How was my mother aware of the melon AND raw milk dangers, back in feckin' 1945?. Our family doctor was ahead of his time. He predicted the antibiotic - resistant problems way back then.

and cheese doodles.

The other inmates will be jealous of her healthy glow.

OK, I know I'm ignorant, but how can you tell she's wearing extensions?

I'm terrified of snakes, but that is just cruel to do that to a living thing.

But doesn't she look remorseful? No expression at all!

Crazy eyes. First time I've used the phrase, but it just jumped out.

"Pretty much ALL "baby in peril" stories hurt me in the heart"

But do you have bangs?

I was 15. There are more of us than you might think.

No, you're not an idiot. You finally, on your own, figured out how to use them. The first time I used one, I didn't push it in all the way. God, I walked funny.

You WERE smart......and wise.

I'm also curious.

But..... Can her mother wriggle her eyebrows?

What?

How do you apply to be an apprentice there?

and another was considered "too pretty".

The girls were considered sinful, and ostracized by the family, even when raped by a father or brother.

and force them to give up their children.

Read Philomena by Martin Sixsmith.