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Jesus Christ, yes. Fucking nobody gets educated about what hymens actually are.

As a dude, this whole double standard is puzzling as hell.

Do people actually like Jamal’s singing??? I don't, he's sexy but I can't with that sheep vibrato. Her sister is a horrible fake crier.

“The culprit is our educational system, not these companies.” <- agreed.

Seriously, the greatest religious conversion of my life was accepting the superiority of oven-cooked bacon. Line a cookie sheet with foil, get as close as you can to a single layer of bacon, bake at 400. Turn the slices after maybe 15 minutes, depending on how thickly they’re sliced. Really crisp, evenly-cooked bacon

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

“It’s 11:30. To be perfectly honest with you, I don’t want to be here. I just want to be in bed right now and I have to wake up early to practice and I don’t want to answer any of these questions. And you keep asking me the same questions. It’s not really ... you’re not making it super enjoyable.”

She’s not acting like a nice product. Be nicer, product! Shows of humanity will be deducted from your final score.

Thank god. Hey fatties! You’ve been deemed fuckable by this lady and therefore a person of worth! Congratulations!

I should probably admit right now that I am fat myself. I’m barely 5′1″ and 135 pounds and wear a size 6 and a 34DD