If there are any major black characters in this I will eat my hat.

I'm only sad they didn't talk about Alpha because that means they didn't talk about Alan Tudyk in a wifebeater.

I don't think "pat" really adequately describes what he does, but I'm with you.

Huh, I just assumed this would be an app based on the big red NO.

I may have shrieked "NO THAT'S NOT OKAY" when that happened.

So I guess Jason Derulo attended the Carly Rae Jepsen School of SYTYCD Judging to bone up before his appearance.

We pronounce it "Him-Yim", YOU MONSTER!!

But they were arguing that Aereo's business model didn't constitute a public performance and therefore didn't infringe on copyright. Which is a very Scalia-ey argument to be making.

Yeah, the three originalists were disputing what should constitute a "performance". From that perspective it makes perfect sense.

The Good Wife features Julianna Margulies's massive face, so I haven't watched it. (I'm not proud but I am unrepentant.)

AV Club, we finally have a Rock, Paper, Scissors to call our own.

I guess I shouldn't be shocked that he didn't retain Nina Arianda from the Broadway production (as he's never retained Broadway actors for his adaptations before), but I am. From what I read Arianda deserved about 90% of the credit for how well the play worked.

"The studio's got to keep their stars from looking ridiculous at any cost!"
"No one's got that much money."

I am a living, breathing human being, so yes.

3:36 (getting up facing the wrong way) is one of my favorite movie moments of all time. I am a woman of simple pleasures.

Elmo the Musical is just about as insufferable as Elmo's World, except for the episode where Audra McDonald made a voice cameo as a singing chicken.

Violent J's Beach Boys Bar-B-Que Blowout Bash Blast or GTFO

Well, I think #NotAllMen, the hashtag, mostly was used in reaction to #YesAllWomen. The sentiment, though, predates #YesAllWomen and was the inspiration for it.

I remember when they made music instead of off-brand Flaming Lips pastiches.

My dad didn't like it either, but he was wrong and so are you. It's ok.