Because she went out in public and is not attached to another man. Us silly women.

Such revolutionary advice. We've never heard that before, right ladies?!?!

People wanting to take away my rights is pretty offensive.

I think you're being mean to the box of rocks.

Will you marry me?

I agree.

And why does she need an assistant? What job does she have that includes having an assistant? To put on her wig?

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.

And his oldest daughter is only a year younger than his new wife.

Rush in a speedo. Stab eyes out now!!

Its now available in a Whole Foods near you!

He's been reading the Sarah Palin book of translations.

Oh me too. I love my rice and potatoes.

The question is: what would he know about anything?

That is Lifetime.

I don't think my 21 years of birthday parties cost that much combined.

Exactly. People think that them having people of color as friends stops them from being racist.

LA LA LA LA I can't hear you!!

Me too :D

Right?