@caffeinequeen: :)

@gumbydammit: Aw you started it now!

@pissiechrissie: For real. Somehow they can't decipher "maybe I'm just a shitty boyfriend."

@Apollinarius: I'm partying right now!

@Chrysocolla: Exactly. At least we won't have to date men like the writer of that article.

@Jeenzy: Damn, all of those? You must have superpowers!

@DramaClub: I second the awesomeness badge.

@fishwithoutabike: Fuck that. You don't deserve any of that bullshit. You should not be shamed for making choices and taking control of your life (either in sex or seeing the doc about a problem). Take your uterus (and wallet) to someone who won't judge.

@BringerofthePain: OMG. This. I had the same experience, but it was my mother/neighbor/grandmother/cousin doing it. I'm like, um, thanks? IDK.

@Lindsey G.: So this.

@Scout: lol love it

@jls: zing!

the picture is disturbing. well the text, i mean.

Well if I looked like Paul Rudd, I'd watched myself dance nude too!

@LAmonkeygirl: Because he's married. Its a technicality.

@suzanne77 is cuckoo chanel: Correct.

@Lobstersurprise: lol love it

@Peppermint: I'm not too familiar with foosball tables, but the ones I've seen don't have any arms?

@Caenct: the donkey show sounds good to me.

@hellosunshine: On the cover she looks like Rachel Weisz