My balls and I thank you, suh!

Well, you'd be wrong.

I'll be sure to tell my girlfriend she's fictional as far as some nobody on the internet is concerned *rolls eyes*

I've never played Pokemon... seemed too childish.

I shall keep that in mind should I ever get the urge to be a dick.

Mostly hilarious... I shake my head and roll my eyes at each subsequent comment that appears.

No confusion... I have a sense of humor. Thanks anyway though!

I'll tell you the problem: your opinion counts for nothing.

Actually, I have found plenty "like her". If they hadn't been I wouldn't have been interested in the first place. But yeah, I am planning on keeping her around for awhile.

Actually, I told her exactly what has been said here on io9 (by myself and ya'll) and her response was "they just don't get your sense of humor like I do, sweetie". Which is exactly why she's a keeper.

*bows*

Actually, she's 43 and I'm 39. We don't want children for reasons I shall not disclose here since it's really none of your business. Have a nice day!

I can think of more than one judging by these replies!

Your mom lives in Canada?!

Sensitive person with no sense of humor... you.

Finally, someone who gets my sense of humor! Yeah, it was just a joke... I guess most people just didn't see that *shrug*.

Wow. So many people are in dire need of a sense of humor...

My gods, it's hideous!

I couldn't agree more... this is what I'd been waiting all season for: real drama. Also, I love that Pope told Locke... ahem... Manchester to fuck off. If he'd done any differently he wouldn't be Pope.