Not going to happen. Three reasons: 1) They are forcing their top dealers to spend a million bucks on showroom renovations; 2) Most of the underperforming standalone Lincoln dealers were culled shortly after the financial collapse; 3) Mercury is also dead, which leaves no luxury brand (bye-bye PAG!) other than Lincoln…

Double D-bag. He also destroyed a BMW 314ti, which was almost certainly the only one ever made.

A gentleman named Bilbo called. Said he was interested in the car and would drop by while invisible and simply drive it away.

The cowl shake felt round the world.

Wow, those bikes went double Swayze. So intense!

Seems about the same as the W. Cross/Merritt Parkway tax.

American Toyota buyers are fearful of this strange creation from Yurp.

There's something to be said for that. I always assumed that despite the high purchase price they were cheaper to buy "in bulk" and extremely durable. And when they did break, it was relatively cheap to fix. Heck, even an entire engine replacement can't be that expensive, and the 4-speed transmission should last a…

The revised intakes ruin the lines a bit, but it's still a stunning slice of car. I preferred it in dark green.

Keyboard cat. Infinite repeat.

This is great news. Ford needs the money to redesign the Lincoln Mark LT, a far more practical and sensible vehicle.

I see somebody is living the High Life.

Sigh, you're right, nothing can compete with the waterfall grille.

Finally, some competition for Lincoln's all-conquering Town Car.

In which case you'd be spending $20K more and still be 70 horses short. Audi simply doesn't make anything comparable on price.

Urine starts out sterile, then the nitrifying bacteria move in to convert the ammonia. This guy should definitely not be touching anything in the bag without gloves and probably a mask.

The ad reads like maybe the owner went to jail and just got out. Why do all that work and barely use the thing? Oh, and hefty CP, not least because this "rock hopper" lives in Miami.

Ah, that explains why used 996s have started to approach the realm of "affordability". Sorta puts that 911 GT2 Pikes Peak publicity stunt in perspective.

I, for one, applaud the seller's imagination. Typically, I would expect him to make a beeline for a Hyundai Scoupe or a late-model Mercury Cougar. He would then festoon it with Pep Boys crap and install a bangin' soundsystem using a broken Aiwa boombox. Instead, he defiled an icon of passionate performance. Well done,…

I did the same thing.