@SlowMo: Yes. And yes again. Make it real.

Hmm, too obvious.

@Bueller: Or maybe you just miss the Porker that looked more like a piglet than a hippopotamus?

"Whoa, guys. Jackpot!"

Dear Fulvia, you are an unforgiving temptress, yet I cannot help but be ensnared in your trap. Wait, where's the rest of my body?

@clank-o-tron: Even more sadly, my bike was recently stolen. In my experience Subies get more fun as they get older. My Saab is less fun today than 11 years off the lot. That's to be expected. Sometimes it surprises me, though.

@snapoversteer never picked his feet in poughkeepsie: Hahaha, nice. Yes, much the same thing happens on private land in the Northeast that's stocked with big game. But to a smaller, paler, scale.

@LumpyDog: Yes. It's Big Bend, so I shouldn't be surprised there are bunch of them there. Used to be red wolves and leopards as well, but those are long gone. Smaller predators are also mostly gone, too, like ocelots.

Sadly, there's no "savor" option for the single-car owner.

@Mazarin: Heheheheh. Zing.

The whole notion of "natural ecosystem" is screwy. Where are the top-tier predators to feast on these bighorn? Let's call it what it is: a managed ecosystem with a new toy.

I saw someone attempting to commute by bike from Newark to Jersey City last summer. Had the whole European tour getup. Seeing him cross Wittpenn Bridge during rush hour was to experience a perfect blend of comedy and heartbreak.

More activities in Lazytown.

The new Eyjafjallajökull edition 599 GTO at rest.

@Live_axle: A car that expensive probably shouldn't have many pieces that rust.

@Xander Crews: 386DX-25 FTW.

@sugaRAPE: yes. horrible things.

Tiff would be a good foil for some zany Top Gear pranks. He could play a car review totally straight and painfully earnest (which is always) only to have it wrecked by the Three Car Stooges who have put milk, eggs and OJ down the air vent of his tester.

So what car didn't get converted during the Convertible End Times? The hatchbacks, I suppose.

@accipiter: $5,200 is almost enough for a decent condition second-gen.