No, but that's irrelevant.

Ancient...

"Wikipedia is often the first place we turn to settle a dispute"

Yeah, he didn't deliver a joke 100% smoothly. He's now a creepy pedophile and scum.

32gb of Ram

Oh boy.

@negitoro: Who says that? Idiots say that.

They should have learned from Gizmodo.

Anything but the blocky, awkward rectangle of the iphone 4

Didn't I do this when the football stadium collapsed?

Mountain out of molehill.

@StevieRayHalen: Go to hell.

@TacDrol: Agreed. PC master race here and all I get are console ports because they make money.

Dude this is cool!

I get a deep sense of shame when I realize it's the 21st century and most humans are still religious.

These people are the reason I feel people think I'm pervy when I'm at a park taking nature shots.

"It gets better" is a vague statement not backed by scientific evidence. For me, it got worse. A lot worse.

Yeah no, sorry.

I'm not trolling though?