That can't be accurate.

@AngryBeaver: Promoted for truth

Why am I reaching? People hate the TSA. How hard would it be for me to film the TSA scanning my child and then reacting like it was after the trip? Very easy.

@xulldox: Some hardcore gamers don't like looking like hardcore gamers. The "nerd" stigma is hard to deal with in college. The iPhone is a "cool" device for people that like to hardcore game, but also like getting girls.

What proof is there that this is after the train? Besides the women talking?

It was giving facebook bad press. That is why.

I don't own an iPad, but this seemed really cool when it came out.

"A consumer will never need 24-bit. Ever."

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But...but...iPad! Future! Innovation!

The internet and youtube is basically American culture. He probably reads the comments.

No no, I'm not trying to get all Kitty Genovese on you. I'm sure he was being helped.

When did you make the switch to bitter old man?

You're new here to Gizmodo?

Because computers have more purposes than just your cell phone.

If anyone takes a picture of me having a heart attack I'm going to find and punch you when I recover.

Netflix paying a bunch of famous youtubers to subtly reference Netflix in their videoblogs.

Lotta Netflix viral marketing lately...I'm skeptical.

Where's clinically depressed on the mood selection?