@Kaiser-Machead: What do you mean "You people"?

Damn she's a ball magnet

@das7002: mfw I realized you're right.

I was going to make a joke. Something about apple or the flaws I find in the company.

@Iota: It's a little different.

@Mike Anderson: Use my Picture Gizmodo!

@morphoyle: The rape part is where he demanded they take more pictures or he'll release the ones he has to their friends and family.

@Mark Wilson: Pack it in guys, contest is over =P

"Obviously, a man's life is more valuable than the animal's"

@charman: Well I must be a saint, because I've never felt superior to anyone that has a different CELL PHONE than me. Is that really how you guys judge people?

I didn't feel like my 3gs was deficient when the iPhone 4 came out. You know why? I'm not shallow and materialistic.

Maybe he can pick up enough to buy a decent camera.

@Kellen Dunkelberger: Please do not condone illegal activities on this site.

I stopped making timelapses when I learned they reduce the life of your camera significantly.

Impossible. Trolls are experts in psychology, reverse-psychology and reverse-reverse-psychology. And let's not forget reverse-reverse-reverse-psychology.

@k2001: idiot

@zuberio: Nope. Has something to do with prisons. That's all I know.

Wait wait....You can sue because you over-reacted to something?

Im sure this is hilarious...but I've honestly never seen any of those movies.

Ill take two!