He also does not look 64.

I'm sure there is only one Dr. Austin Michaels in the US and he is the one we are talking to right now.

All right, Kellyanne Conway, just deflect statements and questions with unrelated anecdotes.

Why are you reading the AV Club if you are 64? Though your age would explain a lot of the difficulties typing and spelling certain words. Unless you meant 6'4… that would keep well with character as well.

I doubt it. I rarely believe people that so freely toss around their Majors, GPAs and Professions to try and qualify their intelligence or try and rise above a certain conversation.

I don't think you are a surgeon….