Peaking Shame — good nickname, for me, or maybe a band from Scottville, Michigan —

Stolen, not borrowed from SNL Jepordy Scheat

RE: I’m on record as saying that we have manufactured enough shit and that we don’t really NEED to make any more of it… except pens. Pens are a different matter. I have 500 pens in my desk drawer and they’re all dead soldiers.

RE: And you know what? I didn’t say anything to the guy. I should have been like DO YOU MIND??? but I settled for dirty looks instead, which he almost certainly ignored because he was the kind of oblivious shithead that thinks FaceTiming with a kid in a locker room is no big deal. We need signs, man

Big increase in moped sales, marketing opps

Gotta put down a layer of bacon to start, cover it up with taters, french toast, etc, then top with bacon/sausage