He's not delusional he's just fucking stupid which is why he still can't figure out how to pull the pin on his tattoo and commit suicide.

"People of Rome, lend my your ears. No seriously, brah, can I have your ears?"

I'm a good person with a huge heart and everyone who knows me knows that

The 30 for 30 people are already in pre-production for Winston's crash, burn, crash, crash, draft bust, arena league, religious affirmation, crash, burn story.