So they're like super-powered birds?
No.
They have bird powers?
No.
Do they at least have bird code names?
…one does.

My brother received The Official Nintendo Player's Guide, and I stole it when he went off to college. I've still got it on my bookshelf. It's a fun read. And the Metroid map is amazingly helpful.

Nah, it's super-dumb. Sessions doesn't seem to have much love for him. But it was the first time I'd heard of Leonard Cohen.

This is dumb, but my introduction was John Sessions doing a song in the style of Cohen about an ironing board on an early episode of Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Wait, Brazil is banning asses?