lucky for her, it’s all downhill from here.

Thank God this guy was wearing headphones:

Maybe he gave one to Bridget Moynahan.

That’s crazy. The only piece of sports memorabilia I could imagine paying that much for would be the jersey Mark Sanchez wore during the Butt Fumble.

Sadly, this means that no matter how many golds Shiffrin wins in the future, either in these Games or future ones, she’ll never be able to break the record for most golds won, which will be held by her equipment.

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

One ended up in Sacramento.

“Just keep feeding me in the post.”

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

“Watch this” came right after “hold my Egg McMuffin”

Tweeting about ice cream, churros and breakfast sandwiches, if it weren’t for the fact that she’s super talented, she would basically be me.

“He showed a lot of heart. He’s a true competitor. We’ve decided to suspend him indefinitely, for one match.” - Coach K

Nope. You have The Mist in the wrong list - that ending is brutal, haunting and utterly chilling, and the film is all the better for it.

He’s a gyro to his people.

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Somebody call Dick Tracy, I think we’ve located Little Face!

Well, if you take the case to a Jury trial I think he might get 10-15 years in football jail but he may get off with nothing. On the other hand, if you offer him a plea I bet he’d take 7-9.

Worth taking this opportunity to note that the Mets still pay Bobby Bonilla $1.2 million every year, and will continue to do that until 2035.

I was totally expecting his dick pics. This is awkward now.