Just as long as they didn’t offer him a house full of popcorn...

Yes it’s true.

Is this true? 

I thought it was Walter Peckerless?

That’s what I heard.

Everyone knows there are only about 6 Asian actors in the world.

And this is a problem...how?

(Other than the fact that casting agencies have a bad case of There Can Only Be One when it comes to Asians, Latinos and Native folx,,,,,)

Man, they really said “we want a cast like Everything Everywhere All at Once” and then just went and got the cast of Everything Everywhere All at Once.

They need to add a little blonde to his hair and eyebrows in order to get rid of the Jim Carrey comparisons.

It’s not a grave it’s a well, actually

Actually he’s from Iowa, he just works in space.

soon

The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

I think the SABER branding might be for the station itself, but we’ll see. 

Fine. Take your star. I hope you’re proud of yourself.

but as a society why are we inundated with Peter Pan?

Five words: “Highly Recognizable Public Domain Work” (see also, Shakespeare, Dickens, and Jane Austen adaptations).

Yeah, I’ll just watch Hook again (and again).

I’d love a Short Round reunion.

He belongs in a museum!