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No Asian Jim or David Brent, no sale!

No Asian Jim or David Brent, no sale!

All I know is that Shuri and Okoye stalk/recruit RiRi Williams as Ironheart, then ALLEGEDLY, an Aztec take on Namor (via Druig’s “Lost Tribe”??) will appear. ALLEGEDLY.

Links haven’t worked on kinja in over a year.

Can’t be worse than his turn as Bambi...

How the hell does another business guy get access? The dude behind Overstock-com was there in the WH pushing this agenda! Not even the Pillow Dude!

Wasn’t there a sequel subplot about Leia tried to hide her connection, after Endor? Someone leaked it, and ruined her political career, even as she admitted she only found out AFTER DS2 was destroyed?

Somebody SAAAAAAAVE Shmi!

It’s the old joke, “Say what you will, but Hitler was the only one who killed Hitler.”

Even his final act of throwing Palps down a shaft “to his death” is already marred by the fact Sheeeev existed as a clone, in 90s Dark Empire comics and now Ep9. In the end, he did NOTHING other than keep Luke out of Palps’ clutches (while revealing the existence of Leia as another option).

They did that same thing to Stan and Mackie at the end of F&WS. They had no idea that Feige was planning on spinning them off into a new movie after that series.

It’s like cataracts blinding your way.
It’s like detached retinas on a real blind date.
And isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?

Nah, Herc arrives and it looks like they’re about to throw hands when they suddenly embrace and exclaim it’s been too long since they did a pub crawl. The rest of the movie is them copying The World’s End, but with more hijinks and Ares as the final Big Bad instead of aliens. He KO’s Thor, and just as he’s about to

Did he not get paid for usage of his character?

On the bright side, they already used Creel in Agents of SHIELD.

Salem’s Lot - weird, just ran to WM and Eminem was rapping about getting out of Salem’s Lot when I left. Never ignore a coincidence. Unless you’re busy, then always ignore a coincidence.

Like they won’t fold D+ Loki back into the MCU as the “real” Loki...which he IS, just missing any intimate knowledge* of “his” actions from 2012 NYC to 20...25? ish? A decade plus is like a long weekend for Asgardians.

so...only a few thousand people would actually get that kiwi in-joke, vs the MILLIONS around the world who will watch this (in OG English audio) and wonder how badly he screwed up?

*80* years since Marvel Comics #1 gave us Cap, Namor, OG Torch.

Is it too late to get Kaley Cuoco a part in Cuckoo?