Weird. I swear I’ve heard this story before?

Puddles was my introduction to PMJ, so when I saw him last year, I was surprised he was the only one on stage.

That 80s Standup Sketch Show.

Go for the GOLD!

Constantine has had a couple on screen lovers, male and female, and he’s a kick ass necromancer.

Gee WHIZ, Nilus!

Well, one has a husband in real life.

Clooney admits he “played it gay” for his turn in the cowl.

Greg the Garlic Farmer in Honeywood. His East Carolinian accent really sells his attitude.

10yo girl? Definitely start with CARRIE. How is that not obvious, Patton??

Sheev had like THREE Apprentices at the same time.

Why did I click on this tweet?

There is another...HankScion.... *_*

I just bought the Soldier76 2pk last week in the first round of xmas clearance for $25. He looks like the Captain America wannabe/replacement Jack Flagg. So that’s where he’s going on my shelf.

Mike, Lindsay, and Falwell are already assuming the position.

Cardiac, embolism, whatever, I just want it to happen at one of his public Klan rallies, so that it’s recorded/broadcast live and let the conspiracy nuts go to town over that, making him a martyr, regardless. #radioactivehamberders

Claire is a DINO. End of story.

They already turned drumpf into Thanos, moments before his defeat. You think turning him into Jesus Cesare Borgia is any different?

It’s my firm belief that everyone defending and fawning over him has been compromised, or rather “compromat”, in one way or another,.