I'm thinking that Gizmodo has the turn-over rate of McDonald's.

I wonder if the people at TheOnion.com are allowed to read the comments on their site. I cant image that they would get much done if they did.

No coffee shops. But on another note, I love how serious people are about earth-0nly GPS and hotspots. You'll have to snap a photo of this thread and put it on a Fail site.

What if there's a welcoming committee?

Her bed-head almost covers them up.

If you're on fire because you accidentally lit your gasoline bucket on fire, smack yourself with a tennis racket.

I didnt think much about a barn cat that bit deep into my thumb on my grandparents farm, until that evening when it turned red and swelled up. By morning it was 1.5 times thicker and hard as a rock. I asked my grandmother what I should do and she said dip it in epsom salt. So I did and within a day, things were…

I have the same issue with Quicken, but goes for longer than a week.

She'll have a bitchin' suntan after this one.

So it must use two pumps.. One for air and one to circulate water from the plant water area back into the fish tank and vice versa. So rather than spending 3800 on your hydro pot farm system, just buy a large fish tank and circulate the water into your hydro system for much less?

I torture the bank people and squish mine.

Scooby Dooby Doo!

My 2.2 cubic ft, 1200 watt microwave. I can nuke square plates and my old microwave for that matter.

Gross bunny ass shot.

What happens when you try to tackle a deep dish pizza?

I thought Al Gore invented the net.

These guys were a big influence.

I'm sure an English Mastiff would appreciate it.

I agree.. politicians would be a great test bed.

I tried with IE6 and my computer crapped a math co-processor.