There must be an army of them in my couch, plotting against my remote!

Excuse me while I launch something off.

I might get a little dizzy, trying to air that thing up by mouth.

I think my cats would hide under the bed for a few days until they figured out what that thing was.

Haha.. Can I buy a vowel?

I see what's going on there.

I wonder how a wire-tap would work.

What's with the cafeteria Trans-Am?

http://youtu.be/6025957 That reminds me of "Wetback Mountain"

Looks like dish customers are out of luck: DISH has dropped AMC. You won't be able to watch the new season of Breaking Bad, coming this July.

Kinda reminds me of my first mushroom trip.

Erotic.

That's why you make the big money. Hat's off.

I thought they looked familiar.

I would hope to be kicked in the balls for camping with these things... Unless they are attached to my wooden stump.

Oops.. Gotcha.

I've never understood why their text on the wings reads so. Unless your right on in tail with a bottom window, what is the point? Ambulances figured it out a long time ago(for example).

Sounds vaguely familiar: I was heading home from the bar and a pole tapped my right rear quarter panel, about 8 inches from the tailgate, which spun me around and then I realized I stuck in a freshly plowed field. The local police and state troopers helped me to the local holding tank and advised me to slow down the…

V'Ger has already done it(Star Trek the Motion Picture)

Ouch. Just had a flashback of the morning after too much Tequila.