Demote Earth to a class 2 rock with a class 2 orbiting cheese ball. That way Pluto and it's gang can hang out.. Just not at the same table.

Dosnt castor oil give you the runs?

I second your Coby statement. I bought a DVD player for less than 30 bucks that lasted me hours(literally).

8 bucks more for kids kicking your seat behind you?

Maybe it's not losing weight at all. France could be getting taller.

My grandma would have smacked me in the back of the head if I shoveled food while resting my forearms on the table. That tray promotes poor eating etiquette.

That statement gives me an idea: How to get more bang for your buck. A documentary of working more out of people because they are in front of a camera and dont want to look bad to others.

I could have done better with my Kodak easy share camera.

As long as your at work before Prague, your boss will be happy.

Going to the FBI website would be way cooler if they showed your I.P. profile as well.

For some reason I was reminded of this:

Now the milk has somewhere to go.

If I'm taking it that far, bit had better be filled with Vodka.

I'm 37 and I dont every recall having one on any of my I.D./licence cards(in Oregon).

Funny.... I'm reminded of a prank my buddy pulled at the local gym with a portable label machine:

Add this on every spigot and can you imagine how high your sewage bill will be?

".. I'm 99.9999% sure".

I would give my left nut for A.C. I have a spare.

When the wall get's enough usage, it will start to rust?

This is the map you should be posting: