That could explain why their burritos will look the same after several months in your fridge. I'm sure the would last 10,000 years, but I lose my balls when I see expired food sitting next to the not-smelling-funky-just-yet food.

Plated? No deal (putting wallet away). I'll opt for the 38.6 lbs of pure gold.

There's an app for that.

Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.

That's a little too hardcore for me.

If warm water leaks out, will you piss the bed?

With the Blackburn Leavenworth lock; Since you cut though one side in 5 minutes and the unit does not swivel like the rest of the bunch, can I assume that it took an additional amount of time to get your prize?

The Shamwow has nothing on this baby.

Do you have to call a Honeybucket sucker guy every 2 weeks?

I've always wondered why some of my videos stick at under 301... Oh.. They suck.

Aim it blade side up and throw a pitch for Thor's tractor tire.

I wonder if that would work with smaller tv's.

Want to check out my new toy? More to the right.

And in english: [www.usa.philips.com]

Crazy glitch... I didnt comment on this thread.

I think it has something to do with location.

I think the one of the left needs to practice more.

The external power supply is extra.

I hope so. The center of my screen is prime real estate.

Or ant hills because they are smaller.