That's why you make the big money. Hat's off.

I thought they looked familiar.

I would hope to be kicked in the balls for camping with these things... Unless they are attached to my wooden stump.

Oops.. Gotcha.

I've never understood why their text on the wings reads so. Unless your right on in tail with a bottom window, what is the point? Ambulances figured it out a long time ago(for example).

Sounds vaguely familiar: I was heading home from the bar and a pole tapped my right rear quarter panel, about 8 inches from the tailgate, which spun me around and then I realized I stuck in a freshly plowed field. The local police and state troopers helped me to the local holding tank and advised me to slow down the…

V'Ger has already done it(Star Trek the Motion Picture)

Ouch. Just had a flashback of the morning after too much Tequila.

Demote Earth to a class 2 rock with a class 2 orbiting cheese ball. That way Pluto and it's gang can hang out.. Just not at the same table.

Dosnt castor oil give you the runs?

I second your Coby statement. I bought a DVD player for less than 30 bucks that lasted me hours(literally).

8 bucks more for kids kicking your seat behind you?

Maybe it's not losing weight at all. France could be getting taller.

My grandma would have smacked me in the back of the head if I shoveled food while resting my forearms on the table. That tray promotes poor eating etiquette.

That statement gives me an idea: How to get more bang for your buck. A documentary of working more out of people because they are in front of a camera and dont want to look bad to others.

I could have done better with my Kodak easy share camera.

As long as your at work before Prague, your boss will be happy.

Going to the FBI website would be way cooler if they showed your I.P. profile as well.

For some reason I was reminded of this:

Now the milk has somewhere to go.