If I'm taking it that far, bit had better be filled with Vodka.

I'm 37 and I dont every recall having one on any of my I.D./licence cards(in Oregon).

Funny.... I'm reminded of a prank my buddy pulled at the local gym with a portable label machine:

Add this on every spigot and can you imagine how high your sewage bill will be?

".. I'm 99.9999% sure".

I would give my left nut for A.C. I have a spare.

When the wall get's enough usage, it will start to rust?

This is the map you should be posting:

That could explain why their burritos will look the same after several months in your fridge. I'm sure the would last 10,000 years, but I lose my balls when I see expired food sitting next to the not-smelling-funky-just-yet food.

Plated? No deal (putting wallet away). I'll opt for the 38.6 lbs of pure gold.

There's an app for that.

Using these "lasers," we punch a hole in the protective layer around the Earth, which we scientists call the "Ozone Layer." Slowly but surely, ultraviolet rays would pour in, increasing the risk of skin cancer. That is unless the world pays us a hefty ransom.

That's a little too hardcore for me.

If warm water leaks out, will you piss the bed?

With the Blackburn Leavenworth lock; Since you cut though one side in 5 minutes and the unit does not swivel like the rest of the bunch, can I assume that it took an additional amount of time to get your prize?

The Shamwow has nothing on this baby.

Do you have to call a Honeybucket sucker guy every 2 weeks?

I've always wondered why some of my videos stick at under 301... Oh.. They suck.

Aim it blade side up and throw a pitch for Thor's tractor tire.

I wonder if that would work with smaller tv's.