I was just reading today that some girl hand it on her hands.. Hmm..

Thanks. That was funny.

Dont walk away mumbling "suckers" within earshot.

"Luckily, the child was freed by a frantic laundromat employee, who seemed to know how to stop the machine in the event that such a catastrophe occur." It's mandatory knowledge in Florida.

I have to admit that I was a little butt-hurt "shitty beer" and a picture of my coors light. I'll get over it with another 12 beers.

At :28, it sounded like a jet-powered trashcan being drug down the street.

Looks like Duct tape failed the rednecks hopes again.

I guess that since she's blowing up the SSD, it dosnt matter that the pc is going to fall off of the table.

Just do 90 down the road and with your free hand, snap a photo of your head hanging out of the car window. What's the worst that could happen?

I used a California style flip phone in self test mode to listen to other people, back in the day. I still use a company flip phone because it's the only one that will hold up to my day to day abuse. My Thunderbolt stays out of harms way.

Isnt it the same girl?

Sounds like a class-action lawsuit to me. Sign me up.

Liger,

Is it just my computer, or is their calculator not working?

They are a great tool. The only thing I do differently is put a little vegetable oil on the paper. It allows it to burn a little longer to get your coals going better.

I knew that I've seen that pizza somewhere before.

You can take swinging in public to a new level.

FYI: I not walking, but I am using the gizmodo app to respond.

Boneheads. They could bailed themselves out by selling it on craigslist or something of the sort.

I gave my folks an old tv remote. They called me up a few days later to thank me for the $20 dollars that was stuffed in the battery compartment. After that, I looked through all of my stuff to see if I had forgotten about any more money.