Dude, where's my Iphone?

Nerd facts, just the way I like them. Thanks.

Oprah has a thing for bees as well.

Farmers shouldn't use Axe body wash.

I knew a crazy guy that smoked skunk cabbage because he was trying to kick his pot smoking to the curb. He said it tasted just like chronic, but did not look anything like it.

Finally a "How it's made" that I haven't seen before.

I'm in. Let's get funding through kickstarter.com

Looking back, I guess I should have said 'human and a few other mammals'

Thanks. Now I have to go play.

At 1:43 it looks like he needs to head to Sears for an alignment.

No mammal makes the necessary enzymes to break down cellulose, assuming the pages are of a tree product.

That's why I have lead-lined undies.

I dont see a good looking weather lady.

Brazil is currently leading Canada by 7 Rick'rolls.

I was just thinking of a few old wooden stepladders that needed retirement.. I cant imagine how that thing does with a few years of use.

Pentium 4 heat sinks can double as pasties and save you money.

It seems that since none of these figures are accurate, you can pull from any source to help your argument. "Collisions with wind turbines account for about one-tenth of a percent of all "unnatural" bird deaths in the United States each year."

I'm thinking it's a combination of asbestos insulation and a lead undercoat.

Does it come with a free plunger?

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.