When I'm shitfaced, driving down the road and get pulled over, will the computer tell the cop that I wasnt driving?

I'm sure the retail version will come with a tooth patch kit.

Another step towards our inevitable demise.

I've never had an issue with little needles, but when they have to stuff that 3" long tube in your vein, cant find it, start cussing and forcing it in harder and sideways, I have an issue.

They(nutria) are a problem all over the states. We have quite a few erosion problems here in the NW because of them.

I'm all for astronomy, but viewing that webcam is like watching paint dry or water to boil.

I played jello shots last night. Work was a bitch today.

Looks like one of these are in order.

The hippies at Occupy Portland would laugh at 30kv

Kevin Mitnick will save the day.

Funny. I tried to make some 'art' like that, many moons ago and failed. The machine never spit the copy out and it was locked. After many, many attempts at breaking in, I gave up. I found every excuse in the book to never visit that customer again.

Servers, hot air and balloons!

So does a sharpened tooth brush handle from prison.

These guys will take care of those scammers. [www.419eater.com]

Beans, beans, the magical fruit! The more you eat, the more you toot! The more you toot, the better you feel, So eat some beans at every meal!

Something that isnt controlled by an Iphone? I wonder if apple gets pissed when they read stuff like that.

I pity animals wearing clothes, but I LOL'd over that setup.

I wonder if they'll ding you on shipping since it weighs in at 400 lbs.

Since I'm the 1%, they shouldnt have an issue with giving me all the bandwidth I want since everyone else isnt using their limits.

Exactly. Pull that crank off and reattach it to the side with a chain like you see on mass transit.