Years ago I fabricated a welding positioner so I could weld round things without stopping. Beats the hell out of paying 1k and up for a 'professional' one.

I never get tired of watching that clip. And I am thankful that I have not seen the blue screen of death on my screen for quite a few years.

At least the buckyballs got those pieces of barbed wire out of her stomach.

This is the quote I read: "What does that make her?" Limbaugh said on his show Wednesday night. "It makes her a slut, right? It makes her a prostitute...She wants to be paid to have sex,"

I'm not sure how far a lawsuit would go since the media is quoting him out of context. He presented the slut comment as a question.

Thanks for the morning chuckle.

I think QR pasties would be acceptable.

I used to drink a Double-Gulp or two a day back in high school and I'm not coughing up blood.

Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!

That's the photo that they edited out her bulge.

I've used 20lb hammers in the shipyards. You take turns knocking nuts loose on the wheels of the boat. 4 or 5 whacks is enough per round.

I was wondering how long it would take someone to say that. No, not the Vibrant. Folding my Cooter Intruder in half.

That would be easily done with a hand-held material tester. They zap the material with a laser and sniff the air to give you the chemical composition of the material, or food. I've seen these testers used on my weld to verify that I used the correct filler metals.

The Samsung Vibrant achieved this in July 2010. When I fold it in half. ;)

I worked in the shipyards as a welder. We didnt have shit on the longshoremen. Those guys could gross anyone out.

I wonder how long it took him to memorize his lines.

That would be sweet if her finger discharged the 'house'.

I have an idea of how to pick that lock.

Your fish reminds me of feeding time at my house. The fathead looks like something off of X-men.

Dragline: My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.