I tried to post the full link because it will cross check each state. It was cut short because of giz.

According to Googles Download throughput page:

I wonder if they'll get any of these.

My Thunderbolt was rooted from day one. Is it worth the trouble to get ICS and reroot? It still crashes randomly.

Im not sure I would feel comfortable with flying the E-Volo Electric meat grinder.

Their first attempt at auto-pilot was a wreck.

I think they need to switch gears to Android Four Loko

Mmmmmm... Bugs..

Apparently he didn't dial "4825550100" on the cell phone.

I think this is a trap since boating and drinking is against the law.

I noticed that after I typed it... There are some pawn shops around here with hawk in their name. Threw me off and a few other things I see now.

My mercury tastes funny.

It's a sad day in the NASA budget that employees need to hawk their laptops.

My answer to my talkative cats is to smear a small amount of cheese wiz on their sides. Keeps them quite for at least an hour.

With a trash compactor, 1333-2.3MB drives weighing in at 1.5lbs each, you could potentially pull off a cubic foot of trash weighing a ton.

I was thinking of getting one of these when they first came out. But I was too poor at the time.

This is how you pop a top.

How can Japan afford the room that It will need when everyone gets larger from this new convenience?

Ahh... That explains the smell.

How long will it take to burn a hexagon into the side of your house?