That would be easily done with a hand-held material tester. They zap the material with a laser and sniff the air to give you the chemical composition of the material, or food. I've seen these testers used on my weld to verify that I used the correct filler metals.

The Samsung Vibrant achieved this in July 2010. When I fold it in half. ;)

I worked in the shipyards as a welder. We didnt have shit on the longshoremen. Those guys could gross anyone out.

I wonder how long it took him to memorize his lines.

That would be sweet if her finger discharged the 'house'.

I have an idea of how to pick that lock.

Your fish reminds me of feeding time at my house. The fathead looks like something off of X-men.

Dragline: My Lord, whatever I done, don't strike me blind for another couple of minutes.

I tried to post the full link because it will cross check each state. It was cut short because of giz.

According to Googles Download throughput page:

I wonder if they'll get any of these.

My Thunderbolt was rooted from day one. Is it worth the trouble to get ICS and reroot? It still crashes randomly.

Im not sure I would feel comfortable with flying the E-Volo Electric meat grinder.

Their first attempt at auto-pilot was a wreck.

I think they need to switch gears to Android Four Loko

Mmmmmm... Bugs..

Apparently he didn't dial "4825550100" on the cell phone.

I think this is a trap since boating and drinking is against the law.

I noticed that after I typed it... There are some pawn shops around here with hawk in their name. Threw me off and a few other things I see now.

My mercury tastes funny.