I've been busted in the back of a friends ride before. You have to have a seat that is bolted down and an approved restraint system(Here in oregon). They let us slide on the ticket but I dont remember the amount it might have been.

I've built quite few artsy things over the years for myself, friends, family and pets. But in my opinion should be recycled.

I remember my first experience at an Imax (Evergreen aviation (home of the Spruce Goose)) theater. It's somewhere around Six stories tall and seven stories wide. That was impressive enough. I cant imagine a screen as large as the Darling Harbour theater.

Did you only have one cow when you were growing up? Bulk tanks hold many of cows milk. And yeah, the milk is still warm by the time breakfast is ready.

Why is it my luck to sit next to that guy on the bus?

My friends old uncle claimed that he caught starlings and slapped a coat of paint on them, then let them go. It was so he could mess with his neighbors. I'm not sure if there's any truth to this claim, but if it were true, I dont think it was too healthy for the birds.

Ahhh... But does it have a garbage disposal built in?

I bet it was the Moving company from Richard Pryors movie Moving.

Ewww... Southpark flashback.

It's a conspiracy. They are paying off the aliens so they dont come here and probe us like the other night.

Looks like Blendtec will need a bigger blender.

Messing with cats through your browser is pretty entertaining as well:

Is there a hole in the bottom for your porto-potty bucket?

How do you get your FBI profile? I bet mine says I drink too much, watch too much porn and have fun at others expense. Damn, that sounds boring.

I've seen that video. Dirty.

CRT with dishwasher water spots.

Fresh from the bulk tank warm does soften your cheerios alot quicker.

Sounds like you need to head to the nudie bar with some big tips.

Bender needs a beer.

Crap. I was reluctant to fork over 30 bucks for mine.