That thing aint got shit on my bbq that I built.

Depending on what side of town you are. I was sidetracked on [www.trulia.com] and see that 330k wont buy you anything in new york, according to their map.

I think the only thing you need to prove that you are the owner is for a P.O. box and if your a renter, you have to show them your rental agreement.

Voyager: Thirty days.

Now I'm up way past my bed time because I had watch that episode again. It was worth it.

A brown streak would blend in too easily.

I have mixed feelings about displaying my wealth in public, especially when I'm at the Plaid Pantry buying beer, condoms and duct tape at 2 in the morning. You never know what element is lurking over your shoulder.

Why not? I think their chicken is mechanically separated.

Maybe that was the Green mile at the local prison.

Maybe they failed to mention that you have to drive gutter spikes into your temples first.

Jack is spoiling us. It's not even International Bacon Day.

I think the camera issue is because of too many late nights working on this thing, pumped full of redbull.

50,000 tons is roughly what Deepwater Horizon leaked in 5 days.

I'm sure they use a fine industrial grade bleach.

If you feed it wrong information, can we finally see absolute zero?

All I see is an over-sized Etch A Sketch.

While searching google images for "collapsible ipad stand" because I had seen a very similar product constructed of plexiglass, I noticed the 1.6 million results which reminded me of something funny. Do you remember your friends in high school trying pot for the first time and it seemed like everyone had to make his…

Will they work while you ride dirt bikes? I wonder if the vibration from the motor would interfere with your conversation.

Mythbusters busted that theory "cockroaches clearly weren't the best survivors of a nuclear blast."

Demolition Man is around the corner: Salt is not good for you, hence, it is illegal.