Maybe that is their plan and the police screwed things up.

You have to keep the cash coming in with all the settlements going out.

Thanks for that. I've been using google goggles to pull off that trick.

I can make out 'Honk if Pluto is still a planet'

This guy has the money.

I bet it has something to do with all those sponsors and their stuff.

I wonder if they would recognize their arch enemy.

Never trust a fart.

And all you have to feed them is a bird every so often.

Can I come over and play? My mom said I have to be home by dark.

Those things will piss off every tire shop in the world. I'm pretty sure they'll have to buy a new mounting machine. Does anyone want to go into business making those machines with me?

@ ManiacalShen

From his Google+ page: "an interesting comparison: I posted this on facebook early this morning to try my luck there - it received one 'like' - that's it (there's a reason I left)"

Think of how many fanny packs you can get for $460.

My mom flipped on the toaster to find the smell of burning hair coming out.

I was going to hit Best buy after the Turkey feast, but the weather came down sideways. On my way home I swung by the Best buy in Tualatin Oregon around 10pm. The line wrapped half way around the building. Those are some die hard shoppers.

I hollowed out "Silence of the lambs" so I could conceal my Gameboy from the teachers in my freshman year of high school.

Runs as fast as Windows XP on a Pentium 60.

I worked at a tanker repair shop, when I heard of a story about a Hydrogen peroxide reaction. A delivery guy had spilled 90% pure peroxide on his shoe without knowing. He made it down the road 2 minutes when his shoe burst into flames. I took it upon myself to verify this claim with a tanker that was in the shop for…

That is a great video. I forwarded it to some worried cooks.