That clip made me sad in the pants.

If I had that microscope arrangement, I would name it spot.

They taught me to use my teeth in electronics class.

I've copied them before by placing a sticker over the statement. It's just to keep the honest, honest. Not that I'm dishonest, I just needed a spare for work.

Damn. It's difficult typing this as I listen to this video.

Ahh the good old days.. 30 floppies for Win 95 and 39 for Win 98. Now I know why I drink so much.

I have to quit huffing. On a side note; does anyone know how to get gold paint off of a mustache?

Did the home depot have you sign anything when you purchased those items for the photo?

And you can hack the land line for electricity.

I walked though the door and ended up on the New Jersey Turnpike once.

He wont look any worse that Cher. I cant imagine what the morning routine looks like at her place.

I saw a full sized parallel port on the side.

A Roomba with a 'street view' camera mounted on top should do the trick.

You can almost tell that the moon is made of wensleydale with cranberries.

I'm waiting for mine to show up: I know your watching porn

Alright. Someone grabbed my ass.

In the news: Man charged with manslaughter. The rope swing broke as he was pushing his son.

It looks like they scaled it down to RC size.

How about a review on rubber keyboard covers for acer 17.3" laptops?

You could make a fortune from this meteorite.